Under 2 minutes left in the Super Bowl and the stars have aligned for me. Saquon had a decent game, but didn’t go crazy. Mahomes got some points, but he was well under the 17 points needed for Nick to pass me. All was well, but I should have known better. A 50 yard bomb to Xavier Worthy and the ensuing 2pt conversion happened, and fucked my night. On those 2 plays, Mahomes got 8 points. Nick needed just 5 points to pass me and he would finish with 595.06 to my 592.38.

But wait, there’s more. Dan St. Jean got 12 points on that single garbage time throw and he went from just eking out 3rd place, to passing everybody and ending up with 596.99 points. The only person out of 23 competitors who took Xavier Worthy is walking away with his 2nd championship in 4 years. Oh yeah, and both times he has risen from the ashes to grab victory, it has been at my expense. Fuck you Dan.

There you have it, I went from a glorious $805 payday to a measly $115 because of complete garbage time football. Fuck this. I’m out………see ya next year

2025 Fantasy Playoff Spreadsheet

Making money!

1st - 596.99

wins $805
wk4 - 1st place (+7 spots)
wk3 - 8th place (no movement)
wk2 - 8th place (-1 spot)
wk1 - 9th place
2nd - 596.06

wins $230
wk4 - 2nd place (+3 spots)
wk3 - 5th place (+5 spots)
wk2 - 10th place (+8 spots)
wk1 - 18th place
3rd - 592.38

wins $115
wk4 - 3rd place (-3 spots)
wk3 - 1st place (+12 spots)
wk2 - 12th place (no movement)
wk1 - 12th place

gross, poor people

4th - 582.85

wk4 - 4th place (-1 spot)
wk3 - 3rd place (+2 spots)
wk2 - 5th place (+2 spots)
wk1 - 7th place
5th - 579.97

wk4 - 5th place (-3 spots)
wk3 - 2nd place (no movement)
wk2 - 2nd place (+8 spots)
wk1 - 10th place
6th - 576.73

wk4 - 6th place (-2 spots)
wk3 - 4th place (+11 spots)
wk2 - 15th place (-2 spots)
wk1 - 13th place
7th - 574.06

wk4 - 7th place (-1 spot)
wk3 - 6th place (no movement)
wk2 - 6th place (-1 spot)
wk1 - 5th place
8th - 566.73

wk4 - 8th place (+1 spot)
wk3 - 9th place (-5 spots)
wk2 - 4th place (-1 spot)
wk1 - 3rd place
9th - 560.4

wk4 - 9th place (+3 spots)
wk3 - 12th place (-10 spots)
wk2 - 1st place (no movement)
wk1 - 1st place
10th - 558.1

wk4 - 10th place (+1 spot)
wk3 - 11th place (-2 spots)
wk2 - 9th place (-7 spots)
wk1 - 2nd place
11th - 557.84

wk3 - 11th place (-1 spot)
wk3 - 10th place (+9 spots)
wk2 - 19th place (-8 spots)
wk1 - 11th place
12th - 555.75

wk4 - 12th place (-5 spots)
wk3 - 7th place (-4 spots)
wk2 - 3rd place (+1 spot)
wk1 - 4th place
13th - 545.08

wk4 - 13th place (+4 spots)
wk3 - 17th place (-4 spots)
wk2 - 13th place (-5 spots)
wk1 - 8th place
14th - 544.95

wk4 - 14th place (-1 spot)
wk3 - 13th place (+7 spots)
wk2 - 20th place (+2 spots)
wk1 - 22nd place
15th - 543.95

wk4 - 15th place (no movement)
wk3 - 15th place (+6 spots)
wk2 - 21st place (-1 spot)
wk1 - 20th place
16th - 541.2

wk4 - 16th place (-2 spots)
wk3 - 14th place (+2 spots)
wk2 - 16th place (-10 spots)
wk1 - 6th place
17th - 537.81

wk4 - 17th place (+1 spot)
wk3 - 18th place (-7 spots)
wk2 - 11th place (+3 spots)
wk1 - 14th place
18th - 531.43

wk4 - 18th place (-2 spots)
wk3 - 16th place (-9 spots)
wk2 - 7th place (+8 spots)
wk1 - 15th place
19th - 516.76

wk4 - 19th place (+4 spots)
wk3 - 23rd place (no movement)
wk2 - 23rd place (no movement)
wk1 - 23rd place
20th - 513.06

wk4 - 20th place (-1 spot)
wk3 - 19th place (-2 spots)
wk2 - 17th place (no movement)
wk1 - 17th place
21st - 510.8

wk4 - 21st place (+1 spot)
wk3 - 22nd place (-4 spots)
wk2 - 18th place (+1 spot)
wk1 - 19th place
22nd - 499.54

wk3 - 22nd place (-2 spots)
wk3 - 20th place (+2 spots)
wk2 - 22nd place (-1 spot)
wk1 - 21st place
23rd - 497.88

wk3 - 23rd place (-2 spots)
wk3 - 21st place (-7 spots)
wk2 - 14th place (+2 spots)
wk1 - 16th place

PLAYER STATISTICS

Take a look below to see how all the selected players are performing. I have included several stats such as how many teams own each player, as well as their season fantasy scoring average and playoff fantasy scoring average. I have categorized each player into 5 subcategories.

Absolute Monster:
Scored more than 10 points over their season average

Stud Muffin:
Scored more than 5 points over their season average

Not Too Shabby:
Scored within 5 points of their regular season average

Come On Man:
Scored more than 5 points fewer than their season average

What the Actual Fuck:
Scored fewer than half of their season average

Absolute Monster!
owned by 13 of 23 teams
Season - 21.3 ppg
Playoffs - 35.5 ppg
Absolute Monster!
owned by 16 of 23 teams
Season - 15.1 ppg
Playoffs - 34.7 ppg
Absolute Monster!
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 8.7 ppg
Playoffs - 17.4 ppg
Absolute Monster
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 6.7 ppg
Playoffs - 17 ppg
Stud Muffin
owned by 20 of 23 teams
Season - 22.2 ppg
Playoffs - 28.2 ppg
Stud Muffin
owned by 13 of 23 teams
Season - 17.2 ppg
Playoffs - 22.2 ppg
Stud Muffin
owned by 6 of 23 teams
Season - 8.2 ppg
Playoffs - 14 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 3 of 23 teams
Season - 20.9 ppg
Playoffs - 24.1 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 3 of 23 teams
Season - 21 ppg
Playoffs - 22.8 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 11 of 23 teams
Season - 19.8 ppg
Playoffs - 22.5 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 19 of 23 teams
Season - 22.3 ppg
Playoffs - 22 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 7 of 23 teams
Season - 18.6 ppg
Playoffs - 21.7 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 7 of 23 teams
Season - 17.7 ppg
Playoffs - 21.3 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 19 of 23 teams
Season - 17.2 ppg
Playoffs - 21.1 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 10 of 23 teams
Season - 25.3 ppg
Playoffs - 20.6 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 4 of 23 teams
Season - 16.7 ppg
Playoffs - 19.2 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 8 of 23 teams
Season - 17.6 ppg
Playoffs - 19.1 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 10 of 23 teams
Season - 15.8 ppg
Playoffs - 18.2 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 5 of 23 teams
Season - 17.2 ppg
Playoffs - 17.5 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 10 of 23 teams
Season - 14.4 ppg
Playoffs - 16.3 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 14 of 23 teams
Season - 12.2 ppg
Playoffs - 14.3 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 18.7 ppg
Playoffs - 14.06 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 7 of 23 teams
Season - 17 ppg
Playoffs - 13.9 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 8 of 23 teams
Season - 10.4 ppg
Playoffs - 13.2 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 12 ppg
Playoffs - 12.8 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 2 of 23 teams
Season - 14.1 ppg
Playoffs - 12.5 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 11.4 ppg
Playoffs - 10.4 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 7.4 ppg
Playoffs - 10 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 2 of 23 teams
Season - 9.6 ppg
Playoffs - 8.6 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 2 of 23 teams
Season - 11.1 ppg
Playoffs - 7.3 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 2 of 23 teams
Season - 7 ppg
Playoffs - 7.3 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 5.2 ppg
Playoffs - 7.3 ppg
Not Too Shabby
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 7.7 ppg
Playoffs - 8 ppg
Come On Man
owned by 14 of 23 teams
Season - 18.8 ppg
Playoffs - 12.9 ppg
Come On Man
owned by 21 of 23 teams
Season - 18.7 ppg
Playoffs - 10.8 ppg
Come On Man
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 14.2 ppg
Playoffs - 9 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 3 of 23 teams
Season - 19.1 ppg
Playoffs - 9.2 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 14 of 23 teams
Season - 9.9 ppg
Playoffs - 4.5 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 2 of 23 teams
Season - 9.9 ppg
Playoffs - 4 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 3 of 23 teams
Season - 7.3 ppg
Playoffs - 3.6 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 8.5 ppg
Playoffs - 3 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 2 of 23 teams
Season - 8.2 ppg
Playoffs - 2 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 3 of 23 teams
Season - 9.9 ppg
Playoffs - 2 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 11 of 23 teams
Season - 10.5 ppg
Playoffs - 2 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 7 of 23 teams
Season - 10.8 ppg
Playoffs - 2 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 1 of 23 teams
Season - 8.7 ppg
Playoffs - 1 ppg
What the Actual Fuck!
owned by 9 of 23 teams
Season - 8.8 ppg
Playoffs - (-1) ppg

Rules

You need to select 1 player from all 14 NFL playoff teams to complete your own roster. Upload your roster to the Google Sheet or send me your selected roster by 4:00 pm EST on Saturday January 11th.
All scoring and tracking will be done by me and can be viewed right here on this site. I will send out links after each week of the playoffs. It will have updated scoring and standings. You can also bookmark this page to view at any time.
Your roster must be constructed with the following positions filled by selecting 1 member from every playoff team:
Quarterback - 2
Running Back - 4
Wide Receiver - 4
Tight End - 2
Kicker - 1
Defense - 1
To add some nuance and strategy to the game, you can select a CAPTAIN and an ASSISTANT CAPTAIN each week of the playoffs. The player you have selected as captain will have their weeks score multiplied by 2. The player you have selected as assistant captain will have their weeks score multiplied by 1.5
You can only assign these captaincies to a player once for the whole playoffs. For example, if you name Josh Allen your week 1 captain, he cannot be named captain or assistant captain for the rest of the playoffs. There is a strong likelihood that you may not have any players left to be used as captains the further into the playoffs it gets. There is some strategy and balancing involved between getting the best matchups for your captains, and trying to ensure you will have people eligible to be a captain the further it gets into the playoffs.
You are not required to use your captains each week in order to keep more players eligible, but I would advise against that.
If a player is injured and is ruled out before the game begins, you can substitute that player for a teammate of his at the same position. For example, if you have AJ Brown on your team and he is ruled out, you can substitute him for Devonta Smith or another Eagles receiver. Just let me know before kickoff who you want to substitute for the injured player.
If the injured player is healthy and available to play in any of the following games, he will be inserted back into your lineup automatically. So, in the above example, If AJ Brown is ruled out for week 2 of the playoffs, you could substitute him for Devonta Smith. If Brown is active for the week 3 playoff matchup, he will automatically be placed back in your lineup.
You cannot alternate replacements from week to week. For example, If you have AJ Brown and he is injured in week 1 for the rest of the playoffs, you can select a new WR to replace him in the coming weeks. If you were to choose Devonta Smith for week 2, you could not switch and choose a different receiver for week 3. Devonta Smith is now on your roster unless he is ruled out prior to kickoff, then you could select another receiver from the Eagles.
$50 per team. Venmo me at Mark-Downing-1.
1st Place receives 70% of the pot
2nd Place receives 20% of the pot
3rd Place receives 10% of the pot

Scoring

I will be doing all scoring offline and posting the results here for everybody to view. It is a pretty standard scoring league with a full point per reception. Blocked punts and field goals will not be given any points unless they result in a fumble that is turned over to the other team or a defensive touchdown. It is difficult to accurately track these.
I will be keeping a spreadsheet with every teams individual scoring and each eligible players scoring so everybody can see how each players score was calculated. I will link this document and if you notice any errors, please let me know and I will look into it and adjust it accordingly.
passing yards: .04
TD pass: 4
2pt conversion: 2
Interception: - 2
fumble lost: - 2
reception: 1
receiving yards: 0.1
TD reception: 6
2 pt receiving conversion: 2
fumble lost: - 2
rushing yards: 0.1
TD rush: 6
2 pt rushing conversion: 2
fumble lost: - 2
0 points allowed: 10
1-6 points allowed: 5
7-13 points allowed: 3
14-20 points allowed: 2
21-28 points allowed: 1
28-37 points allowed: 0
38-45 points allowed: -1
46+ points allowed: -3
interception: 2
fumble recovery: 2
interception return TD: 6
fumble return TD: 6
sack: 1
safety: 4
kickoff/punt return TD: 6
punt/field goal block return for TD: 6
pat: 1
field goal 0-44 yards: 2
field goal 45-59 yards: 3
field goal 60+: 5
missed pat: - 2
missed field goal: - 2

1st - 596.99

2nd - 596.06

3rd - 592.38

4th - 582.85

5th - 579.97

6th - 576.73

7th - 574.06

8th - 566.73

9th - 560.4

10th - 558.1

11th - 557.84

12th - 555.75

13th - 545.08

14th - 544.95

15th - 543.95

16th - 541.2

17th - 537.81

18th - 531.43

19th - 516.76

20th - 513.06

21st - 510.8

22nd - 499.54

23rd - 497.88

Rules

Scoring